In this episode we learn how a Seattle man puts his money where his heart is, how Joss is currently both very content and snacking on lettuce, who can't get that d*mn Bangles song out of his head and for the low, low price of a dollar how you can curse an enemy with rancid breath or with a nickname like 'Butt Monkey'.

In this episode we learn: Why happenings in Danville Connecticut at the turn of the century sucked out loud, how 40 bucks can make even you the patron saint of scorned women, but don't expect D'Hoffryn to return your calls and how Tony Danza and the Cartwright boys might rhyme with him, but Joss they are not.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn: What extensive training Morena Baccarin had to go through to get ready for Serenity, where you can land a set of the coolest dice known to man (maybe even the coolest dice made of man) and how you might be able to increase the size of a goldilocks zone (and why you really shouldn't bother).