In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn which of the Serenity cast might be casting cure light wounds or turn undead, how our favorite Irish half-demon will be getting his own comic and how your birthday present pretty much sucks when compared to what Nathan Fillion might get.

Now even dumber than ever! Get a rare glimpse at a few minutes with the Sunnydale Emergency Hotline.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn about the one prop to rule them all, what beef real cows might have had with the floor in Serenity's cargo bay and just how many of your secret stash of Sri Lankan rupees it'll take to score the big damn DVD.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we reluctantly expose you to ancient secrets such as: What makes James Marsters tick, who wants to take Serenity, cover it in oil and rub it all over their body and what 'beefalo', 'tardis' and 'defibrillators' have in common.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we hear 'Will the real Bill Pardy please step forward?', how you might survive a plague of flesh eating locusts and all about Malcolm Reynolds' weird uncle Jimmy.

In this episode we ponder whether David Boreanaz is or is not the next David Addison, how machines and zombies are like, so, like 1960's and how Buffy, Lara Croft and Keanu Reeves are slowly undoing the damage that William Katt's tight red underwear did in the mid-80s.

In this episode we learn how a Seattle man puts his money where his heart is, how Joss is currently both very content and snacking on lettuce, who can't get that d*mn Bangles song out of his head and for the low, low price of a dollar how you can curse an enemy with rancid breath or with a nickname like 'Butt Monkey'.

In this episode we learn: Why happenings in Danville Connecticut at the turn of the century sucked out loud, how 40 bucks can make even you the patron saint of scorned women, but don't expect D'Hoffryn to return your calls and how Tony Danza and the Cartwright boys might rhyme with him, but Joss they are not.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn: What extensive training Morena Baccarin had to go through to get ready for Serenity, where you can land a set of the coolest dice known to man (maybe even the coolest dice made of man) and how you might be able to increase the size of a goldilocks zone (and why you really shouldn't bother).

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn that John Milton could write a mean poem but Buffy is still kicking his academic a**, how Xander Harris came close to losing more than just his eye and how Goners may only contain 6 letters but it is apparently worth 7 figures.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we discover that: Joss will soon be landing on Mars but won't have to pee in a spacesuit. So You think that using that old Commodore 64 is antiquated? Try using a version of Windows that is over 500 years old, and finally why you can't get a good Leprechaun soufflé anymore.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn how: You may soon be able to camp for loot in your underwear while watching Serenity advertisements, Jeff Bezos slashes prices for Joss DVDs, hell, he'd give 'em away (but his wife won't let him), and we see how television and special FX might lie, but LEGOs, they tell it like it is...

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we finally clear the air about how: James Marsters could kick your ass at Scrabble, your twisted, unspoken fantasies about playing horseshoes with Malcolm Reynolds are about to come true and how you can build you very own Firefly-style Photon Reaction Drive at home as long as you don't need it for say, propulsion...

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn: What can top a platinum edition, how an opportunity to chat with Joss online forces thousands to learn Greenwich time offsets, and that the women of Firefly are stronger than you might think (they can kill you with their minds).

In this episode we learn: What Joss considers the 'Harry Potter' of shows, how 3 might have been a magic number for Schoolhouse rock, but 80 million will be the magic number for Serenity and Bill Gates connects the dots between Reavers, River Tam and the Grim Reaper.

In this episode we are exposed to: Which of the Serenity cast resisted the urge to walk off with props from the set, what bear's stomach ruled Sunnydale high with an iron fist (apologies to Daniel Rand) and how you can make a the official drink of Canton and consequently test your gag reflex in the privacy of your own home.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we stun the masses with stories such as: Fox is not to big to admit that they dropped the ball on some shows, you may have a chance to play shuffleboard with some Buffy alumni on the high seas and where the infamous Jane Cobb hat resides (and how you can get your own).

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we regale you with tales of how James Marsters shows us all that he really is a Brainiac, how some Browncoats may find themselves closer to the Cylons than is generally considered safe (for only $50) and Nathan Fillion saves a bunch of money on his car insurance.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn: How a military graveyard in the desert held a stunning fan find, how a firefly has (at least conceptually) given birth to a mosquito and how, if try hard enough, and sufficiently lack good taste enough to try, you can blur the lines between Rupert Giles, Jayne Cobb and the A-Team's B.A. Baracus. (and much, much more)

Our promo. Revel in some of the cheesy sound effects created with our mouths and the bad script created with our bare hands.

This week: Buffy beats the Borg, Joss becomes the new and improved George Lucas, how, through the Serenity Role-Playing game, you are finally rewarded for the character flaws that got you beaten up in your child hood and much, much more.

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