Some Dollhouse, a bunch of Marsters, we visit San Dimas but see no Wyld Stallions or moles on Fillion's butt.  I wasn't really lookin' though.

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Drive came and went, some Joss interviews and why the movie Mimic stank, literally stank.  Our fixation on 80's hair bands continues with Kip Winger mania this week.  Oh and Marsters loves ABBA (but we do too).

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It's been a while...  Good thing you can't lose your touch if you never had it to begin with.  ;)  Buffy season 8 rocks, read and discuss.  Keep on staking.

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The omission of Ivana Humpalot saddened me.  My including it here is sure to sadden others.  Keep on staking.

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I won't go breaking your heart.  Unless bad singing will break your heart...  If that is the case then I guess you're screwed.

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Fighting with the Gamelans?  We won't stop until we've won.

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I suppose that getting a new microphone is just like putting lipstick on a pig...

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There's even a little news this week.

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Sam gets a little risque, Kevin fights off her advances and still manages to deliver some Whedon news.

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3/5/2006 - In this episode of the Week in Whedon we watch in fixed horror as Adam and Dave cross the streams and damn us all to Zuul tracks in the butter, we ask 'Are Abba and Tenacious D on your iPod?' and we explore the frantic antics of …a Man Tick!

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn that the Vision might have captured the heart of the Scarlet Witch, but we still think he's a sissy, Serenity hits the stores in the UK and that huge sucking sound you hear is it flying off of the shelves, and just how many times one dude can lose and regain his freaking soul.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn that Joss finds the amorous advances of cheese flattering but unwanted, we watch as Gossi of Whedonesque sums up why we are here and keep coming back, and how everyone's favorite hangout (at the stick) is finally getting the recognition it deserves.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn how you can cover you wall with Serenity if you can find a toner donor, breathe a sigh of relief when learning how you might not be the only immortal cursed to wear pink bunny slippers and revel in how we overcome our aversion of math to crunch some numbers and get you the best deal on Buffy dvds.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn that nobody does uncouth and drunken like Tony Head does, that those of you holding your breath for the Willow TV movie can go ahead and exhale (you're starting to turn blue) and finally we can end the dispute over chickens having pinkies.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn that you may soon be able to build a Serenity model with a really really weak photon drive, browncoats, blackcoats, can't we all just get along? And HellmouthCentral will live forever, if only in our hearts.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we ask, 'So you think you know your Slayer huh?' We see how Dick and Spot might be sitting on their butts, but Jane is a'blogging and Joss plans to provide us with the Emma Frost fix that we so desperately need.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn how the gods of geography might yet be appeased as a Brazilian gets a boost toward being The Amazon, how Joss is planning to bring the horror back, you finally get your chance para hacer un Serenity de papel and how tiny people make the best damned heroes.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn how you can obtain the Cliff's Notes version of the Astonishing X-Men saga, soon to follow: the script to Serenity on a grain of rice, how the Whedonverse might be seeing the collision of tight pants and high definition, how you can be the malevolent warlord of your dreams while showing the enslaved labor that you really do 'care' as well as the proper way to use both 'Snarkier' and 'iHole' in pleasant conversation.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn how good Browncoats are practicing their coughing and fake sick voices this week, how only the good bulletin boards die young and we all lament the quiet passing of 'The Portly Norwegian Bondage House'. Though some more than others...

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn that your local mall's goths are peddling fresh new Whedon gear, how you can get yourself a big pile of browncoat animal skins and we ask "Is that a Twisted Sister Pin on Your Uniform?"

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn how you too can watch the fruity oaty bars commercial and see if you have been subliminally programmed into a killing machine, how you can pour over the details of an epic bird-flipping war and how Buffy is baffling the smart folks by not playing well with other objects in the Kuiper Belt.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn that Reavers must really taste nasty, how Jewel Staite's mom is considerably cooler than the average mom and which of the Serenity cast members suffers from a burning sensation when they pee (uh that should clear up soon)

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn which of the Serenity cast might be casting cure light wounds or turn undead, how our favorite Irish half-demon will be getting his own comic and how your birthday present pretty much sucks when compared to what Nathan Fillion might get.

Now even dumber than ever! Get a rare glimpse at a few minutes with the Sunnydale Emergency Hotline.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn about the one prop to rule them all, what beef real cows might have had with the floor in Serenity's cargo bay and just how many of your secret stash of Sri Lankan rupees it'll take to score the big damn DVD.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we reluctantly expose you to ancient secrets such as: What makes James Marsters tick, who wants to take Serenity, cover it in oil and rub it all over their body and what 'beefalo', 'tardis' and 'defibrillators' have in common.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we hear 'Will the real Bill Pardy please step forward?', how you might survive a plague of flesh eating locusts and all about Malcolm Reynolds' weird uncle Jimmy.

In this episode we ponder whether David Boreanaz is or is not the next David Addison, how machines and zombies are like, so, like 1960's and how Buffy, Lara Croft and Keanu Reeves are slowly undoing the damage that William Katt's tight red underwear did in the mid-80s.

In this episode we learn how a Seattle man puts his money where his heart is, how Joss is currently both very content and snacking on lettuce, who can't get that d*mn Bangles song out of his head and for the low, low price of a dollar how you can curse an enemy with rancid breath or with a nickname like 'Butt Monkey'.

In this episode we learn: Why happenings in Danville Connecticut at the turn of the century sucked out loud, how 40 bucks can make even you the patron saint of scorned women, but don't expect D'Hoffryn to return your calls and how Tony Danza and the Cartwright boys might rhyme with him, but Joss they are not.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn: What extensive training Morena Baccarin had to go through to get ready for Serenity, where you can land a set of the coolest dice known to man (maybe even the coolest dice made of man) and how you might be able to increase the size of a goldilocks zone (and why you really shouldn't bother).

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn that John Milton could write a mean poem but Buffy is still kicking his academic a**, how Xander Harris came close to losing more than just his eye and how Goners may only contain 6 letters but it is apparently worth 7 figures.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we discover that: Joss will soon be landing on Mars but won't have to pee in a spacesuit. So You think that using that old Commodore 64 is antiquated? Try using a version of Windows that is over 500 years old, and finally why you can't get a good Leprechaun soufflé anymore.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn how: You may soon be able to camp for loot in your underwear while watching Serenity advertisements, Jeff Bezos slashes prices for Joss DVDs, hell, he'd give 'em away (but his wife won't let him), and we see how television and special FX might lie, but LEGOs, they tell it like it is...

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we finally clear the air about how: James Marsters could kick your ass at Scrabble, your twisted, unspoken fantasies about playing horseshoes with Malcolm Reynolds are about to come true and how you can build you very own Firefly-style Photon Reaction Drive at home as long as you don't need it for say, propulsion...

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn: What can top a platinum edition, how an opportunity to chat with Joss online forces thousands to learn Greenwich time offsets, and that the women of Firefly are stronger than you might think (they can kill you with their minds).

In this episode we learn: What Joss considers the 'Harry Potter' of shows, how 3 might have been a magic number for Schoolhouse rock, but 80 million will be the magic number for Serenity and Bill Gates connects the dots between Reavers, River Tam and the Grim Reaper.

In this episode we are exposed to: Which of the Serenity cast resisted the urge to walk off with props from the set, what bear's stomach ruled Sunnydale high with an iron fist (apologies to Daniel Rand) and how you can make a the official drink of Canton and consequently test your gag reflex in the privacy of your own home.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we stun the masses with stories such as: Fox is not to big to admit that they dropped the ball on some shows, you may have a chance to play shuffleboard with some Buffy alumni on the high seas and where the infamous Jane Cobb hat resides (and how you can get your own).

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we regale you with tales of how James Marsters shows us all that he really is a Brainiac, how some Browncoats may find themselves closer to the Cylons than is generally considered safe (for only $50) and Nathan Fillion saves a bunch of money on his car insurance.

In this episode of the Week in Whedon we learn: How a military graveyard in the desert held a stunning fan find, how a firefly has (at least conceptually) given birth to a mosquito and how, if try hard enough, and sufficiently lack good taste enough to try, you can blur the lines between Rupert Giles, Jayne Cobb and the A-Team's B.A. Baracus. (and much, much more)

This week: Buffy beats the Borg, Joss becomes the new and improved George Lucas, how, through the Serenity Role-Playing game, you are finally rewarded for the character flaws that got you beaten up in your child hood and much, much more.

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